The Non-Official Morphy Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Morphy, THE REAL MORPHY.  This site is awesome.    My name is Don Bjorno and I can't stop thinking about Morphy.  This program is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Morphy is a chess engine.

2.    Morphy win ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Morphy is to flip out and beat people.

Weapons and gear:

The Fearsome Elipse IDE

Evil Code!

Testimonial:

Morphy can beat anyone it wants!  Morphy uses 100 % CPU power ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  This protram is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this program which was called ChessBrain.  And when some dude said it was cool and then Morphy killed the whole ChessBrain community.  My friend Mark said that he saw Morphy totally wreak havoc on some cluster just because Morphy had access to it.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Morphy has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it will throw null-pointers at you!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Morphy is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This program is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Morphy is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start learning chess next year.  I love Morphy with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Morphy?

A: Morphy is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it doesn't give a crap about the system it is running on, but on the other hand, Morphy is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Morphy is always cruel or mean.  What's the problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other chess engines, Morphy can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Morphy do when its not beating ChessBrain or running wild on Homer?

A: Most of its free time is spent flaming trolls in the ChessBrain community, but sometimes it is fixed for bugs.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Morpy (on the right) showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

This has been a parody of Real Ultimate Power.